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Sometimes vandalism helps to make boring signs better that they were. Here are a few of the vandalized signs that made us laugh and laugh some more. One thing we were wondering was if all of the "vandalizers" had a meeting and decided their theme last year would be @$$ and anus.

Courtesy of Manofest.com

We always thought the purpose of children's books was to educate children or provide laughter and entertainment. Scaring the $h!t out of children seems like the purpose of the authors of these books. Good grief, a little kid would look through one of these books and be scarred for life!

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If any of us had this cat and don't get us wrong we love cats but this cat would be heading back to the Pound ASAP. When animals start sounding like horror movie characters, they have to fu(king go!

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Watch how graceful this big man is as he attempts to glide across this frozen winter wonderland lake. Not! Come on now. Anytime the ice on a lake looks that translucent, no one over 100 pounds should be on it.

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What is going on with our snowmen and snowwomen these days? We have the common courtesy to mold/form them together with love and care in the freezing cold, then they go wild like drunken sailers on weekend leave at port in Australia. This year you frosty bastards, you are going to have to put your stupid selves together in our front yards. We're on snowman strike!

Pictures courtesy of Supertremendous.com

All the staff at Black Insect wish you a Happy New Year's Eve and Day. Stay out of trouble and keep your head out of the toilet tonight. See you next year!

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It seems that 2009 has been the year for Kanye West's mouth to go rogue like Sarah Palin, spouting all kinds of unimaginable filth and poo while interrupting people in their important moments. Well we captured the best of his fake interruptions against a few people this year so sit back, watch and say to youself, "Could this really happen?" These events didn't occur but they were entirely possible and that is the supreme sadness of it all.

Pictures from Holytaco.com, Kerrydean.com, and therapup.uproxx.com

Thanks alot McDonalds!! Now we know that a huge amount of the $h!t eating up our car's clearcoat through the paint is french fry residue. If that stuff is destroying our car exteriors, just think what the hell it is eating up inside of us. Fu(k it, they're still good as hell!

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This is the best use of the Jersey Shore cast members that we have ever seen. Please put them all in some sort of real-life Street Figher to end our misery, please!!!

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